How the fuck? A private company closed an account on their own server, within full compliance of their own terms and regulations, and somehow he can sue and profit from it?

It’s always time to talk about gun control, even more so after school shootings.

Maybe they tranqed the ostrich?

My research concludes that the only way the Ginger and Boots could have fucked an ostrich is if it was a dead ostrich.

Nice. Fucking nice.

Maybe we could hook a bunch of cars together, especially if they’re going the same direction anyway, even put some kind of tugging device at the front of the line of cars so they could save gas on the way to wherever they’re going, but I’m pretty sure this doesn’t exist yet…

pulling beads on a string off screen

You know what this is…the kids don’t know but we do…

Oooh times up! Insert token to play!

Forcing someone? She’s employed in a public service position and paid by the public means she serves people in all aspects codified by the job. If you can’t, stop collecting your paycheck and go work in the private world, where you can deny anything you want because of your silly religious beliefs.

They don’t care that they’re hypocrites, it’s what makes them right wing conservatives almost by definition. That and lacking empathy, having main character syndrome, and generally being racist or bigoted.

Opening the door during flight is attempted murder of everyone on board, fuck him. I hope it was hard to breathe the whole time and they put him in a nice padded cell for a while.

He’s a sexual abuser, like almost everyone our rapist, pedophile president elect has surrounded himself with?

When the bullied shows up with a gun, the bully suddenly tries peace.

It’s socialism and a handout and they know it, but are too ignorant and entitled to change anything.

Is whammy bar gayer than Wham!?

A fine of less than a single percent of profit isn’t a fine, it’s a cost of doing business. Hit them where it hurts until they follow the rules, same as any other (nonrichwhite) citizen.

Wheely tired

Maybe he’ll attempt forced crying while testifying.

Always have money for killing brown people, yay murica.

“Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?”.

-Bender Rodriguez

Also “Not gonna lie…” to start a sentence. Well thank you for that decency?