America for sale. You hear that Republicans? You just got sold out.

I’d bet money McAfee has destroy more registries then it has protected.

/s

Obama created tesla?

Raising money? Aren’t companies suppose to generate money? Didn’t twitter lose a large portion of its ad revenue?

Dudes wearing high tops for sure, right?

I wonder what could be causing my depression…

Don’t get me wrong, you can check my post history, I know how to be an asshole.

I thought this was a myth

Sorry, I don’t know how. My brain has so many memories of how being an asshole got me majorly fucked it’s super apparent I’m not good at it. Better just be really kind to people because I want to live in a world where we are kind to each other.

Even when you live like this, being kind to others, things tend to work out. You might feel like Ralph here only if you’re super competitive and are trying to get one up on everyone. I’ve managed to climb pretty high, despite my humble beginning. Lots got here before me. I still got here, tho. Also, since I didn’t shank anyone to do it I’m pretty unique and you’ll appreciate it more when I lift you up, too.

Ok, but I’m trying to save us some money and all you care about is your parmesan crusted acorn squash served with a sriracha aioli and pefectly medium rare braised prime rib!

That is entirely unfair!

I know I wasn’t in there last.

You called yourself a tankie

How else they going to keep up viewership if you aren’t edging for hours?

I’m not going to pretend losing tik tok, or any social media, is some travesty. Sorry.

It’s obvious you hate yourselves most.

What makes you a “tankie” if you don’t share their beliefs?

Yeah, they fly through some “portal” or whatever and end up in the previous day. Then langoliers show up to devour it. There’s some other madness going on, too. You know, typical Stephen King shit.