Always remember to buy your ice cream scoop with a flaired base. You don’t want to be making sundaes and all of a sudden lose a spoon up your asshole.

Interesting. But to accept this would mean also accepting that he doesn’t have baby hands and I just won’t do it. No sir.

Budget grocer? Lol

That sounds too cool. Runs away like a little Nazi piss boy, is more his speed.

Really just anything with the right amount of syllables would have been better.

It’s just a high concentration of sugar dissolved in water. Not used in food really unless you need to sweeten some cold tea for some southerners, i guess. Very commonly used to make alcoholic mixed drinks though.

To add to that. A popular recess game among grade schoolers (like 10 year olds!) was Smear the Queer. I can’t remember the rules exactly but i think it was essentially tag but rougher.