Definitely the real one, the last sentence is like a signature!

Well, apparently I can’t consume in or around my house, but in the front yard of my grandma would be fine.

Where could someone obtain this mysterious knowledge?

It would be funny, if his whole existence wouldn’t be so sad for the world…

I first thought the guys cleaning the ducks are butchers… That would have been quite the different way to help going through a phase…

Yeah, same here. In Germany WhatsApp is extremely dominant. I tried to move to Threema, but only a couple of people are using it in the end, even after discussing the whole Facebook thing. Some people are also on Signal, but again, only a few. In the end, especially for groups, I still have to use WhatsApp.