The biggest flex we (US) could do is pouring money into NASA and grabbing asteroids.

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Or “friendly” fire accidents happen.

Distracted drivers are a serious problem in more ways than one. A couple weeks ago I was 2nd in line at a red light, only us 2 in that lane and several more in the other. An ambulance drove up behind us flashing and it was immediately clear the shortest path through the intersection was for our 2 cars to clear out. I put on my hazards and starting alternating lights and horn, while the person ahead sat blithely scrolling through their phone while the ambulance and I were both laying on the horn and didn’t move until the light turned green. Even then, didn’t pull aside so the bus had to weave around him. The lack of situational awareness and empathy on the road is sadly lacking.

Yeah aside from Blade it was the first R rated superhero film, someone with powers saying “fuck” and making legging jokes was edgier than anything else in the genre at the time

Border patrol can get fucked too with that 200 mile inland nonsense.

I’ve only seen the first recently as a Xmas movie every year but it’s in them all I guess so we’re both right

https://youtu.be/EU0zqPGqeYA

Sounds like you’ll get to meet Bender and Fry

It’s in the first film but yeah walking through glass barefoot, shooting people and throwing someone screaming from a ledge is all cool for the kids to watch.

John McClain kills every member of a heist crew then throws the boss off a skyscraper to his doom and the only concession made for tv is “Yippee ki yay Mr Falcon.” America.

Riker will have sex with any and every alien he meets, the future boldly goes past gender norms

I guess that puts me on the rainbow? I’m gay for my gf, we’ll just add that under the +

Only if you let the fluid touch your balls, and this person seems to really know how to make woman wet

Hopefully the increase in drilling leads to Mother Earth washing us all away in a massive flood. Poke enough and it might poke back…

The likelihood of one blowing its top is about as likely as the front of a boat falling off, which I’d like to make clear is very uncommon

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Well you see, the injection is Covid 5G and she would have had superpowers

Who are we kidding, this is straight up negligent murder

But can you imagine the scandal if one wore a tan suit?!

Do, ingest or smoke whatever the hell you want. Bring a kid into it and that’s a whole different ballgame. PD tends to get involved, for better or worse

They fought a war to keep slavery. TWICE. The only state in the union to do so

Everything is bigger in Texas, including my middle finger to Texas twice