The likelihood of one blowing its top is about as likely as the front of a boat falling off, which I’d like to make clear is very uncommon

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Well you see, the injection is Covid 5G and she would have had superpowers

Who are we kidding, this is straight up negligent murder

But can you imagine the scandal if one wore a tan suit?!

Do, ingest or smoke whatever the hell you want. Bring a kid into it and that’s a whole different ballgame. PD tends to get involved, for better or worse

They fought a war to keep slavery. TWICE. The only state in the union to do so

Everything is bigger in Texas, including my middle finger to Texas twice

Everybody has do die

Maybe we make one codfin size S and one XL in this case

Honestly, if a USSS agent put a round through that orange paint I’d vote to drop any charges and consider it removing a domestic threat/using the 25th to relieve a leader permanently. Doesn’t solve the rot the conservatives have already spread but if this republic is gonna fall like Rome then let’s at least stop the loudest one

Some of us voted all blue and still respect the Constitution and its oath (except the 13th), and yes we do feel pretty damn embarrassed and not looking forward to the next few years trying to fend off the fascists

Agreed, I just hope the flight crew has a trapdoor with a rack of chutes somewhere, they don’t deserve to be punished for being good Airmen

It is clearer on the nfl.com replay but also helps if you know his songs. The real high point though was the choreography and his shit eating grin when he stared straight down the camera to talk to drake.

As a fan of neither team, that Kendrick performance was fucking fantastic.

In response to hearing about your 10,000+ individual donations, averaging under $30

So if that doesn’t send a message, maybe another CEO to spell it out?

My question to all this bullshittery is: what about the military? I’ve got several relatives who were technically born in Korea, Germany, etc but are instant citizens being born on “American soil” in someone else’s country?

Are they proposing our women stationed overseas give birth to other nation’s citizens?

Yeah I caught that after I posted and I agree, my statement stands though, it’s wicked depressing to have so many relatives who wore the uniform and are apparently not opposed to fascism and drunken conversations with folks in the beer hall can lead to that poison spreading

I certainly fucking do at the VFW

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I mean Sisko kind of does when he describes how the Bell riots have to take place before we unite as a planet and join the Federation

Have none of you any empathy? What about the feelings of this cop who had to shoot one of his brothers because the cameras were on, did you think about that?

If you can do the duck walk and take the peanut butter shot, what’s another vaccine in the line of needles? Saying no means you can go work at Walmart instead