Come on guys, the copilot button is right there…

getting nervous

Any moment you want! Hehe.

sweating intensely

Just right there for the clicking to improve your life.

Looks over his shoulder at the pile of money that’s burning to ash

How does this shitstain manage to look himself in the mirror?

Wtf kind of insanity is this? Run out of battery then asshole.

Lacks penis tho…

So about those Epstein files…

Let’s fucking GO!

Oh you holding out for those few microtransaction storefronts that are SO much fun?

“They say we could impeach him ✋🤚tremendously 👐. People say a lot of things are impeachable 🍑but this one ☝️is the peachiest. I’m gonna call it a 💯perfect 👌imp🍑ment. “

Well you know, you gotta phase these things out before sweeping them under the rug.

If you cut it off cold turkey everyone will be like “I did Natzi that one coming”.

Guy fully mummified in plaster in a hospital bed groaning: “well I wanted to test it out to see if it works for a 100 bucks…”

“Oh think I’ll treat myself to a month of gamble driving”

On the one hand this is getting old, we know MS shit the bed and it’s gonna be MS copilot featuring Windows soon.

On the other,… man is this a spectacular way to run a company into the ground 🤣

Ok, we could put this into the category of W8 with its tile system. They try something new, it backfires, back to square one. (The menu button moves back to the lower left corner). But I dunno, despite there already being rumours an option to fully disable copilot “rolled out to administrators” soon.

I don’t think they’ll just try and sweep this one under the rug as quickly after all this disastrous doubling down.

Cry harder.

“It’s extremely hurtful”

Not enough tho.

TimSweeney.pdf

At first I was kinda offended that they turned their backs on the unreal franchise in such a disrespectful way.

But at this point that feels right. Current Epic doesn’t deserve to be associated with Unreal.

This next little ditty is written by a certain mister Ice Tea. See what I did there? Anyway here’s Cop Killer…

To quote a certain mr. Carlin.

“They aren’t rights if they can be taken away.”

Man, I mean what will the Baileys say of this?

So future, what’s up?

Future: oh nothing, …