Is it because Wine has improved, or because Windows has not?

We can be negative about him, if he prefers that way: He’s about as useful as his beloved AI, after all…

A criminal identifier spray?

So he doesn’t pay for gas: He just get an idiot’s insurance to buy him a new car instead.

“What is my purpose?” “You download Firefox”

So his age is high enough to surpass his IQ…

When was the last time he ranted coherently? 95?

I had some getting it to run on a Chuwi HI8 but the thing is a terrible tablet-PC pretending to be a terrible Android tablet…

Darth Vader from Wish?

Well, I have a Chuwi Hi8 that I recently managed to get to mostly run on Linux (The hardware is a bit on the strange side: It’s meant to be more an Android tablet than a PC, and outdated as hell). Gnome works pretty well, but scrolling can be a pain if the app isn’t really meant for touchscreens. But it’s good enough for browsing at least…