The only tight layer is the first.

My winter set up is:

First layer: tight top + bottom wool long johns (in sure there is a proper term for em, but it’s what we called em)

Second layer: loose wool onesie I got from Roots.

Third layer: loose sweat pants + hoodless sweater

Fourth layer: loose insulated work pants + work hoodie

Fifth layer: snow pants and jacket

This gets me through winter in Winnipeg and rarely do I get cold.

Call it an immigrant caravan of Al Queda terrorist who are bringing the gay communist agenda of socialism who read in drag to children.

Problem solved. You’re welcome.

How long did the 2 peas in your head need to create that masterpiece?

So what exactly was the plan? In detail. Leave no stone unturned.

• Who planned and financed it?

• Where was it planned?

• How was it covertly executed?

• What were the main objectives?

• How did the planners protect themselves from their devious plot?

At least make the lie believable