Hey now, he eventually back pedaled and successfully redirected the hurricane by using just a sharpie.

I have a similar short fuse for microwaves but for the +30 seconds button. If the microwave doesn’t have this it should get tossed in the nearest dumpster. The +30 seconds button is the pinnacle of human achievement.

Imagine telling this to a cancer patient shopping for a wig.

Oh OK, so it’s a ‘quotation’ from the ‘victim’? Am I doing it right?

Why the fuck is that word in quotes.

Except the kids aren’t getting 2 dolls. They’re getting dragged out into the middle of the street half naked in the middle of the night because the brownshirts can’t even read an address correctly when they’re casually disappearing whole families.

Why the fuck is this even reported on. Fuck this whole system, down to the author that thought ‘ya that’s worth making an article’

Don’t buy your kids dolls. Buy them fpv drones.

I think you can blame God for that one

Dealbreaker round: do you regularly take ketamine?

Sounds like a scalpers wet dream

Does soda have pairings like wine? I had no idea, I just cracked open sodas. What kinda faux pas have I been doing all my life? Oh God, is everyone looking at me weird when I drink soda wrong?

Those are there so republican senators can accidentally tell on themselves.

They’ll roll out the Zuckbot for some public speaking so everyone can focus on how weird he is instead of anything else.

People think I’m some sort of TV repair wizard but it’s very easy to fix up dumpster TVs if you have a little patience and space. Broken TVs fall into two categories - broken screen or broken board (doesn’t turn on, error screens, flickering). Stick to more popular models and when you find a broken screen, take the board and note the model. When you find a broken board of the same model, just swap it. It usually really is that easy. You can work in the opposite direction too and collect good screens waiting for good boards, but that starts to take up a lot of space quick because you’re storing whole TVs at that point.

You will also inexplicably find a fully working 55" TV sitting at the dumpster 10% of the time.

Are you kidding? He’s going to the feds for an interview.

With the fog this sounds like some amazing zero context photos. Did you get any photos of the Cows of the Fog that you can share?

I just see advertised swings and a reason to get in close with a knife

The only thing this pentagon chief can sink in 20 minutes is a fifth of whiskey

Make it a marathon and put on Come and See immediately after. Hours of fun all night

In our house, we would just walk out on the porch and watch the neat clouds for an hour or two.

Hegseth has literal gang tattoos. Send him.