GreenPlasticSushiGrass

OMG, this. My SO was all about Reese’s peanut butter eggs this Easter, but the far superior Aldi chocolate peanut butter bunny bite was my Easter vice.

Return to Homr.

Also: 5 meters is getting close to scary high to jump down from. These monkeys were baller. Peanut earned.

Exactly who is checking on whose muffins here?

Using LYNX on a monochrome terminal in the university computer lab. Yes, I’m old.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

I can accept the cutlery-divergent! But not autistics. Fuck them.

(Here’s a /s for those who think I’m serious.)

They got their name because they’re the kind of casserole you bring to family gatherings. They got popular because of crispy cheesy awesomeness.

Do I have to pick one? Shoestring fries, waffle fries, tater tots, home fries, steak fries, garlic mashed potatoes, potato pancakes made from leftover garlic mashed potatoes, curly fries, funeral potatoes, and Greek potatoes are all awesome. I’d also like to try to make patatas bravas sometime. I’m guessing they will also be awesome.

If I told her, “bish, make me a sammich!”, I would get a no-sex sammich. It would be all that I get to eat for days, and it would differ from the sandwich I might make for myself by the number of people involved.

Hey, now! Moscow Mitch hates being called Moscow Mitch, so we probably shouldn’t call him Moscow Mitch because the nickname Moscow Mitch might become popular again and that would upset Moscow Mitch on the day that Moscow Mitch announced that he’s stepping down from Moscow Mitch’s leadership role.

It sounds like a low-rent Hulk. Grodge SMASH!

I’m not messing with that soft paywall. Are they saying that parents who let their frozen embryos go bad in the freezer are guilty of murder or manslaughter?

I’m the SO of someone with ADD who was similarly affected. It messed her up for months. Things are just getting back to normal now. On the bright side, she has less insomnia on the new meds.

Mojo Dojo Casa House.

Halloween is 8-1/2 months away. There well probably be at least three Dollar Generals in that building by then.

Biden should be talking up the soft landing every time he answers a question, imho. Uncle Joe saved us all a lot of pain with that.

TIL that Gus Johnson is a time traveler.

I like the cut of your jib, fediverse stranger!

First person, but sometimes there’s a soundtrack.

I approve of angry goats harassing police and suggest the addition of angry geese