Hey uhhhhh the fog is coming

Quick, let’s pass a law to let the sea turtles conceal carry!

Doesn’t hate them, just wants them to hide away and never encounter others. Perfectly reasonable /s

Stick the tip of a spoon under the lip of the lid and push the handle towards the jar. That should open a little gap that releases the pressure inside the jar and it’ll open pretty easily then.

Vegas moment

It’s stainless steel, not rustless steel! /s

Yooo hooo

all hands

hoist the colors high

I was so disappointed at the concert I went to. Instead of the sternum punch, she pushed a homeless person down a flight of stairs.

Water is wet

Oh sure, it was a dispute over how the government was going to run what exactly?

I do this too. I feel like I help others all the time but I don’t want to ask for help because I don’t like other people doing things for me. Definitely not a healthy mindset.

Only if you can grow a beard that looks nice

Water is wet, more at 11.

Delaware

It’s sadly more about keeping trans people out of sports than anything else.

Yeah, they introduced tails in that one.

Holy shit you called it

No, but there were some memes about the movie being woke.

[Everyone] enraged at [any company] for injecting ads into the middle of [everything]