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Cake day: August 5th, 2023

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  • During Lost Mines of Phandalver we’ve entered an orc cave and seen an ogre among them. Since we knew ogres aren’t that intelligent and we all had some form of telepathy (no darkvision though), we’ve decided to convince him that he’s a champion of Kelemvor (my paladin’s god).

    Our sorcerer cast prestidigitation to get their attention, and our fighter used her telepathy to tell the ogre “listen to the short guy in heavy armor that will come here in a minute”,roll deception… Nat 20.

    A fight with orcs later, I’ve explained the basics of my religion to the ogre and renamed him Shrek. Now he’s running a church in Conyberry.


  • Imagine that there’s a paving slab that sticks out right outside of your house, often causing you to fall. If that’s the 50th time you fall over due to this thing, you probably will curse at it, no matter how emotionally mature you are.

    Now exchange falling over to being trolled.