And hysterectomies.

“Great, honey! You made me gay!”

*plays Warrant - Uncle Tom’s Cabin

Nine Inch Nails - Pretty Hate Machine

That’s where the burning bush comes in.

No mercy!

No joke. Many years ago we went to a biker bar and it happened to be a karaoke night. Asian guy sings Secret “Asian” man and we lost our shit.

Plan WAY ahead and donate your body to science. Family isn’t stuck with a bill to the vultures. Cremation even costs way too much to pay people that prey on grieving family for something that is inevitable. And science benefits from your donation. Ultimate win.

Found the only other Utahn around here.

I fucking hate _Disney Star Wars.