YOU BETTER WATCH OUT BECAUSE IM A REAL KILLER NEVER FALL ASLEEP WITHOUT MY FINGER ON THE TRIGGER

For some reason I am most inclined to comment on lemmy in the morning while my coffee is brewing. The absolute worst time for brain activity.

I meant to say 36 but it was before I had my coffee.

Dead Friday night and alive by sunrise Sunday morning. 18 hours dead at most.

I have a bet with my dad that’ll he’ll put Vince in his cabinet instead of Linda this go around

Not great. Have a trans spouse and a young daughter who goes to public school. Have been burning through savings lately to pay off medical debt and am scared of losing my job once the tariffs kick in. My state just made homelessness illegal so the thought of the house of cards coming down is real

Used to play in bands. Still do but I used to too.

In the one I was in in high school, some drunk ass old man ran on stage, unplugged our guitarists guitar, got behind him and started pretending he was playing it and humping him. Supported us real good

The only thing that would work

I don’t disagree with you but I’ve barked up this tree a bunch of times

This wouldn’t work my partner hates country music

My go to is “damn that pussy fire”

Live in a city in the south where driving is required. Went to Chicago last year and decided to stick to public transit when we saw how much it cost to park. It was amazing. Sure some people were loud or smoking in the trains, but I could def live like that. Idk what everyone is complaining about with the 15 minute thing

IM COMING

I have seen Kung Pow: Enter the Fist over a hundred times easily

Hope you love it. It picks up a shit ton after season 2 so stay with it

People referencing Star Trek all the time when I moved over to Lemmy convinced me to start watching it and you really can’t go wrong. Throw on some TNG

I used to believe narwhals were a fake internet cryptid, but no, real ass aquatic mammal.

Can they return to prepandemic price?

I know it’s not 1:1, but getting huge Crassus vibes from this.

These are all amazing FFXIV pc names but not real names