What I hear when I hear “company store”.

Here’s a version you FEEL

And finally, a slightly more updated version

I figured something was up when it mentions the full product name like that.

Well now I need to know this product, too

“He didn’t die from being shot. He died from massive blood loss.”

They’ll just ask the elderly to die again

I think they’re pointing out how Target has done a complete about-face regarding LGTBQ representation since the new commander in cheeto.

Have you seen Poison Ivy?

TekKnight, is that you?

I really don’t understand why a “peace treaty” is being brokered by a third party, seemingly without the input of one of the actual warring sides.

They probably don’t charge money for that service though, and that’s a better idea.

They hire women for their looks. Men, for how smug they can look. So, I guess they’re very appearance oriented.

Private eyes clapclap they’re watchin’ you clapclap they see your every move.

Think we’ll see a draft enacted to shore up the missing positions?

Unfortunately.

I think the opposite is more accurate.

“I don’t mean to be rude…” proceeds immediately to be rude

Reminds me of a very old anime OVA called Goku Midnight Eye. There’s a lady that gets turned into a motorcycle and can shoot lazers.

More “they swapped ideals” a long time ago.

During the last election, billboards had signs up in my area saying exactly that: Republicans ended slavery blah blah blah. They just bank on the wide populace to not know the history of the parties.