How will the Onion be able to make believable, funny, but fake stories that sound real enough to warrant a click anymore? We’ve been at this point for a while where the truth is about as funny as whatever the writers there could come up with.
“People”
I went to my first date with my now wife wearing these. She thought the prints in the snow were hilarious. Been married for over 10 years now.
It looks like it has a hole in the suit for just the occasion. I can see a dog not wanting to go with it on regardless, however
Need to swap Batman with Luigi Mario.
I feel like they could install the automatic ones that retract fully into the ground and they trigger at set times or has someone come around to activate them and put them away in the morning. Seen those ones stop cars in their tracks.
There’s so much wrong with this. Aren’t prisoners entitled to a speedy trial, so wouldn’t making them wait for their execution fly in the face of that rule? Also, lethal injection, electrocution, OR firing squad? I thought it was wrong to choose your own method of death?
It says right in the summary at the top that all the teens were 16 or 17.
It’s the second damn day of 2025. We had a horrible situation on Bourbon Street, and now a shooting at a vigil. I knew it was gonna be bad, but I thought we had at least a couple weeks before the shitshow started.
We even have a trailer for a Popeye horror movie in the same vein as Blood and Honey.
If that were the case, they’d have off’d the CEO themselves. That’s multi-millions that could go back to other higher-ups. Then we have a Highlander situation.
We’ll all burn together when we burn.
I’m more impressed that a plane crash of this magnitude has ANY survivors.
I really wish they would release the rest of his jokes in the movie. Apparently, there were more jokes that were just horrible and were cut. I wanna hear those.
I remember this being a thing several years ago. The researchers in the video I originally saw used a Coke bottle.
I’ve always thought of it as “grEy” is English and “grAy” is American.
All fun and games until you forget to take your Joy.
“You oppose crash reporting legislation”
“I oppose crash reporting legislation”
RICH pregnant black women.