I don’t put the milk in first so it won’t travel across the inner curve of the bowl and spill out, making a huge mess. But that’s just me

I’m too american to listen to what I’m told. I’m gonna get eaten by the titans, sorry everyone

I am hereby consigned and sentenced to death by royal order of his majesty Dominus Thrax, hero of all.

I really shouldn’t be such a contrarian, especially when it comes to faustian deals with magical deep space clones…

A heart’s a heavy burden~

he’s only 7, it says it right there

Fuck yeah, good for him.

Improved eye (singular), a second thumb on right hand, internal physical storage, modular left arm with power tool extensions, a nose and jawline that are very clearly technological but don’t do anything else, and a set of integrated wheelies

slap a controller on that bad boy and practice your street fighter 2 combos. That’s an easy half hour right there

i dont think i like rabbits as much anymore

Green Chiliburger

It’s just a cheeseburger with some good local new mexico green chili in it.

yum

Moonlight greatsword my beloved

I’m of the tilt that it’s spam if it’s not providing a service. I don’t want comment sections covered in vapid muck.

Spore :(

Everytime I see it in my library, i feel a little sad.

rock bar. It’s a pole made entirely of metal with a little wedge at the end. You use it to pry rocks from the earth but because its so heavy you can’t just slide it in and pull it up like a prybar. you kinda just puncture the dirt like a spear and lever straight through the soil to get the rock loose first then pry it out.

no but like

It’s unhinged that the symbol of christianity/catholicism is the gruesome instrument of torturous execution used on their figure of worship. Like… What the fuck? Why not a decanter, or a barn, or an open stone door, or literally any other aspect relevant to his miracles? It’s like they’re declaring the most important message is that godly deeds will bring you agonizing death.

because i want to play the entire gamecube library on my phone goddamnit

there might be some media that’ll come out that you’re super into. Or like, you might see a friendly dog outside

That would be ideal, but a problem arises when there isn’t complete silence in the background. Noisy neighbors, housemates, cats running around in the hallway at 3 in the morning. The fan noise mutes it to some degree, and then you begin to register the fan as silence-adjacent.

The trick is to point it at your feet, not your face. Faster temperature regulation when you have to stick exactly one foot out to not be too hot.