Who’s he suing because of those ankles?

No they don’t.

Wash that down with some freshly squeezed Agent Orange Juice and now you’re talking.

One illness and it’s all gone. House, kit and kaboodle.

Gotta wear a leather bathing belt with these so they don’t look weird.

Tanning with these on can lead to serious button burns.

The first two remind me of tacky mafia style hotels and maybe Miami (Tony Montana) or Las Vegas “classy”.

You wanna super size that mamm?

My blind mom would fuck up both your room. You’re not the same. Not only is her sight shit, she’s got big hips.

Luigi is handsome af and a real hero. Not like Mario that can’t keep his girlfriend safe.

Sounds like a biscuit to airlines that are losing tons on reduced international tourism because TACO is a fuckwad.

Porciphiliac

If they haven’t caught the person, how can they say “impersonating” an officer? They’re top of the list of murders in the USofHeyyyy.

Sure, the jimmy hat is not optional. Aside from pregnancy, that pastrami sandwich could be ripe with stds (standard salmonella). But one that requires a coordinated opening is absurd. Like putting a child proof cap on a life saving drug.

You’re welcome, bucko.

What horny fuck is even gonna buy this shit? Any broad that demands this is gonna be of the “Ill, I’m not kissing that thing” variety.

The oldest dude there is 23 years old

Free college? Just join the military that just can’t win and murder brown people. You get a standing O at ball games and discounts at Dickies too.

That’s what I was thinking. They’re basically gonna end up banning airplanes from flying at certain altitudes.

What kind of shitty stories are you trying to read?