Let me have this I’ve had a rough couple of days

And vaccines turn you gay.

If any of the kids I vote butters

I giggled like an idiot.

Please let’s never stop talking about what a flop that was. It will never stop bringing me joy.

D…dicks out?

I KNEW THERE WERE LITTER BOXES

PAY GAYS

Or after they really fuck up. Whichever comes first.

hows proton?

somehow trump is palpatine

Unless?

This is like cuckold porn for you people isn’t it?

Oh my god, please. Just to see the temper tantrum from Musk.

Your face is called decomposition

On this blessed day

Just one. I have…an idea.

It the little things in life

I hope it keeps him up at night. I hope your ‘that asshole’ he thinks about at 2am.