I bet he will be getting all the sex abuse he can handle where he’s going

Hey

Ah. Encryption back doors, and now passport database to find criminals.

It’s almost like our politicians saw China’s social credit score and thought it was a great idea…

Interesting, I had no idea this was a thing!

But thinking about it, kinda makes sense for the shops to install them. For their benefit…not ours

Why not to have Bluetooth access?

I skip breakfast, but make up for it with double brunch

Oh no. They might actually make it onto the flag

That’s what they told you? 🤔

That’s exactly like something a boomer would say!

Let’s get him!

/s

Next you’re going to tell me having the microwave on slows my WiFi down!

Ffs Now I’ve got this song in my head

Coffee with a bit of techno usually

Flat It sprays the mud of the doggo nicely