Fair enough, if you use Apple, you’ve bought into capitalism; you can’t be saved.

Isn’t that how they did it in that stupid Apple TV ‘Foundation’ knockoff which was Foundation in nothing but name?

BTW the alt text is surrounded in [square brackets] and the link in (round brackets), not the other way around

So, to fix your link

Warrant Canary

Shapeshifting. It’s what I wanted anyway and I can always just be continuously toggling the length of my little toenail to be 1mm longer or shorter.

What do you use it for? Adblock? Use uBlock Origin

Video download? Use yt-dlp, or one of its many GUIs, such as Tubular (Linux) or Seal (Android)

That’s why you hide the item and get the person claiming it’s theirs to tell you a piece of identifying information about the item so they can prove it’s theirs.

Most people aren’t hot naked

Splash them with holy water

Will be appreciated by non vampire guests on hot days

Hauwei GT2

From what I hear from others, I’m really lucky this way, but I tend to go to sleep when I’m tired. Also, my watch’s alarm clock wakes me up really nicely, trying to not interrupt a REM cycle, vibrating first then gradually playing rainforest sounds, so I usually feel rested in the morning.

Well, the human can consent, so that would make it perfectly ethical if they do.

Mindshift and Kristi Burke both do interesting philosophy/ex Christian videos. So does Genetically Modified Sceptic, although he’s closer to 1M.

Rational Animations has really interesting animated stories about AI safety. Robert Miles also makes quite frightening videos about AI safety.

CodeParade makes interesting videos about game dev with weird geometry and also maths.

legomasta99 and Pinu both have cool Minecraft videos in different ways, although neither have uploaded much recently.

Salmence is a popular Stardew Valley YouTuber.

That’s true for sure. Lemm.ee is better than some other instances in that regard, it’s federated to all the major ones. Lemmy.world also announced moderation changes recently, which seem to be going in a positive direction.

What’s the joke that I’m missing?

Glad to hear someone else is on the same page!

To reduce nonconsensual suffering in the world as much as possible.

I try to avoid lying, but I’m happy to leave out the truth, or imply a lie without actually saying it if telling the full truth would lead to harm.

Cosmetics/health supplies

I’d probably just kill myself. But if I did manage to get out somehow, at least I would get another chance at being 14 again.

Almost anywhere in the ATLA world, but maybe the Southern Water Tribe or an Air Temple as a favourite.