Jikal

No-bake cookies with Splenda instead of sugar. My wife made some and they turned out looking amazing, but had the taste of Bitrex. Absolutely foul.

5 Watt laser pointer and etch dicks onto every wooden surface I see

Tuning to G4 and there’s a 90% chance it’s either COPS or Cheaters

And you could tell from the sound if it was gonna connect at a good rate too

Orc: “Y’all lil fellers in the wrong gotdam place I reckon. You boys jus’ git on up in them rocks and take them panties right off.”

They just need to add commercials for Premium that have horns or police sirens and they’ll be all set

I finally bit the bullet and switched from Chrome to Firefox last night after they flagged my adblock for YouTube as malware and forcefully disabled it. Fuck that noise.

I saw a pic that supposedly said “egg fried rice”. I wouldn’t even be mad

I’ve been using this one and its been working well so far

I got permabanned for repeating a meme from the Fark days, yet there are posts of the exact same thing from 12+ years ago that are still up with no issue. Even noting that when I appealed the ban I got the canned “we totally reviewed it, fuck you lol” response.

The only other time I had an issue was when I got a three day suspension for upvoting a Ghislaine Maxwell related post.

A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!

MSG and truffle oil with a splash of hazelnut spread

It’s hard for me to be straight up rude to people, but I will make things generally more difficult and take longer than necessary. I make it a game to see how long I can keep a person talking. It’s amazing how a few simple “Oh, really?” and “Dang, that’s crazy” will keep someone on the hook.

EverQuest. I damn near flunked high school from all the binge sessions. The last time I logged in it was well over a year /played. Waiting on random spawn timers was wild.

Well, it wasn’t to make good music

Center because it’s strong enough to get the crust off, yet sensitive enough to not break through the skin.

“I’m Duke Nukem, and I’m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!”