It tastes like cat food.

I like raw onion. And since losing my smell to COVID I could probably eat a whole one. Like with some aged cheese. Damn that sounds amazing right now.

That is what we ended up doing. Turns out murdering poor people wasn’t the only option.

I once worked at a homeless shelter. People were sneaking vodka in through the emergency exit so someone had the brilliant idea to chain it shut. I was Jesús-flipping-tables furious.

To put your mind at ease; the sign is real but the dog is courtesy of ChatGPT. Please don’t explode.

mAh Na mAh Na

Where’s my round?

I don’t know about you, but I also rely on sounds & feel when I drive.

Of course. When I feel myself driving into a wall, I stop immediately.

Ok, well, it’s stuck in my head now, so https://youtu.be/d5XJ2GiR6Bo

“Is it really so bad that I hang my toilet paper the other way around?”

Removed. Rule 1. Violence will not be tolerated.

Did Trump inject the word ‘dictate’ in there so he could justify calling Zelenskyy a dictator?

I recently just switched to “uhhhgghhhhh”.

Third time’s a charm!

And before that there were records with secret spirals.

She lives in the Mary Poppins house and has to stabilize her stack of cards like this every time the neighbour fires the canon.

Cleverly, even low levels can be detected. I love how creative early smartphone developers could be.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.rdklein.radioactivity

That overwhelming male engagement is why Grindr has been so much fun on the whole.

He’s going to sign an executive order forcing Potatohead to go by Mr. again, isn’t he.

I was just in the US and everywhere was still using plastic straws and cups anyway.