I was by myself in the middle of one night when we were first moving in when I start getting messages from the cameras I set up. “Humanoid on driveway”. “Humanoid at front door”. It was a cat.

Trying to politely correct everyone is like hurting cats.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Name_blending

Qu’est-ce que c’est?

A friend of mine in Zambia taught me how to fry caterpillars. They are like squishy french fries. They are fine. They pair well with chibuku.

Oh, Onion, you have outdone yourself with such a ludicrous story.

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They aren’t turning into; they have always been. They have finally consolidated power. I don’t even live in the US and I am dreading the worldwide ramifications of your election. Where can I go to escape? The moon? Apparently not even that.

USB-C does a lot of heavy lifting. Also, MagSafe™ is still there. A little surprised there is also a SD card slot. And a HDMI port. Not complaining about their inclusion, and I do use them regularly, but why did the dongle company give these to us?

I was sure this was a Suddam Hussein post.

It’s snowing 😭

He looks like he may be a giant brain worm wearing a corpse.

On chess, there is a moment in 2001: a Space Odyssey wherein HAL and Frank Poole are playing chess. A more attentive person than me pointed out HAL cheated. I paused and looked at the board forever. I almost gave up. I thought I would never figure it out. Finally figured it out! I have never felt so smart for wasting so much time.

Fun fact: timbits were named so in honour of his fatal drunk driving car accident.

What is the exclusion zone for campaign signs around a voting place in the US? The article makes it sound like they are right at the site? Or he carried the sign from somewhere else to destroy it on site?

Non-United-Statesian here; try it; trust me.

This might be a US thing. I have worked in — what I consider — pretty unfulfilling jobs, but they usually still insist I take my vacation time and remind me to take breaks. Maybe it secretly came back in my performance review in obscure ways so I might also be an idiot.

2001: A Space Odyssey