It’s a long story

Yes I have but they aren’t much help against an SUV

Who did you vote for last election?

Well shit

I love the idea of foldable phones but I cannot trust myself with something so fragile. I can hardly even take care of a traditional phone.

I’m lucky the Pixel 6 is as easy to repair as it is I’m on my third screen in like 2 years. Though I do kinda wish I did the 6a since it’s smaller.

I’m confused what the pink hat is supposed to have to do with the rest of the images

Temu is like Wish but turned into an addictive gambling game targeted at children. (IDK if targeted at children is the right word but that’s the vibe it gives me)

This is basically the foundation of the scientific process

Dead internet fact

-4

Addiction recovery if I had to guess, in this case alcoholism.

I don’t even know what you put chives in. I think I had them in scrambled eggs like once?

I feel like I’m confused on what the definition of “liberal” is.

Dick. Jesus was gay.

Have you seen the foods we consume?

Hell, he can be a criminal and still win the popular vote!

Didn’t captain America literally become a fugitive of the state

Idk if it was the first but I stole a bunch of pens from one of my teachers after i found out she was fired.