Two lesbians in a trenchcoat
I feel like we’ve lost the plot a little bit. How is this a meme? How is it even a joke, or humorous in any way? It’s just “you know how YouTube has become an ad-infested shithole? Here are all those ads, condensed, for you to look at again.” I don’t want to look at ads.
Abolish humans 
Ok so when he cancels the midterms, are you going to do something about it or are you going to wag your finger disapprovingly like every other time Trump has broken every single written and unwritten rule you pretend to care about
“he has no right!” He doesn’t care about rights, all that matters is who’s gonna stop him
There is a connotational difference, but it’s pretty minor. By definition they’re synonyms. Advertise has a more organized corporate vibe, like there’s an underlying implication that there’s money involved. Promote can be more personal.
If you’re carrying a smartphone on you at all you’re already getting all the privacy negatives. I don’t see how playing MP3s through VLC is making that any worse.