Man isn’t even convicted yet and his name is taboo.

The rich are scared. Good. They should be.

I was waiting for Reddit to bend in the same way the others have. It was only a matter of time.

Yes, that is why the banana phone was such a revolutionary invention.

“Dammit. Okay. We’ll divide you up into arbitrary subgroups, spread lies amongst those groups, and have you fight amongst yourselves rather than unify!”

He knows he’ll never make up the loss of subscribers on the left since he’s burned those bridges so he has to double down on the far right to carry his platform.

This way he gets to compete with X for a race to the bottom and see who can gather the most shitbags to support their plateauing businesses.

Don’t kink shame me

They’d replace affiliate link cookies with their own. So if you’re watching a makeup tutorial and you use their referral code but then use Honey to look for deals, Honey takes the commission instead of the person actually doing the work.

It’s like if the finance person at a car lot decided to take everyone’s commissions because they touched the paperwork last.

Outside Xtra played Garfield Lasagna Party. I don’t think I’d enjoy playing it but watching it was pretty good.

I can hear this picture

Someone did, but just the one time.

Donate enough and you get a cabinet position.

Donate even more and he’ll create new fake departments for you.

Defederation to go with their defenestration.

Can’t he fuck off and die on Mars already?

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Until the next.

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Imagine going into a cave to see God and it’s just him bent over showing hole

Looks like Jamie Lee Curtis is joining the MCU.