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Also if you’re a vampire and just hate sunlight.

Head on over to the Winchester and wait for this all to blow over.

I don’t know any websites like that. Talking to people over the Internet? That sounds like a fantasy.

It’s super hard to draw hands even for people that normally draw anatomical figures, and these are likely drawn by engineers that are used to drawing machines. At least they don’t have 16 fingers. 🤷🏻‍♂️

The road hazard or the fictional firewall that kills hackers that attempt to breach it? 🤔

Never. Not even when I saw fraudulent charges on my statement and reported them to my bank.

“strawbery” has 2 R’s in it while “strawberry” has 3.

Fucking AI can’t even count.

Isn’t it illegal to obey illegal orders? Good soldiers don’t follow illegal orders, at least; even if not illegal itself.

Relatable.

If you can reach one, MicroCenter is great.

I had some Amazon Basics blackout curtains that were well worth the $18 it cost. Compared to similar priced “blackout” curtains from Walmart and other physical retailers, they actually worked for their intended purpose and blocked all light.

$2.50 per egg

Eeeeloooon… Come out to play-ay!

Hunter2

It’s not from Europe but I wouldn’t feel the same if I couldn’t get Pocky anymore.

Idk; I didn’t even know that hotdog had a name until seeing this post. I thought it was just something unique until now.

Rigger rigging.

I guess it wouldn’t really change at all since I am in California. I’ll still have free healthcare (that isn’t very good) from the state, and all the doctors are super sexy because that’s actually how it is here. Everyone thinks Hollywood is bullshit; they’ve just never been to California. 🤷🏻‍♂️

It takes less effort to post a single paragraph of ranting than it does to edit the text on a meme image. In a way, this is a shittier shitpost than most.