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Cake day: September 11th, 2023

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  • Well, the kind of mutant wildlife you will find adapting in New York City are going to be mutated enlarged turtles that are human-like and can eat pizza. Be warned though that they are highly trained in the art of ninjutsu and you could find yourself in the hospital having suffered fractured bones, dislocated limbs, and compound fractures. So I would highly recommend to make sure your health and life insurance is up to date before you dare venture into the New York City Sewer System.