I can do the Skype notification sound with my mouth, but it’s not a natural ability, a beatboxer classmate taught me during highschool. He could also mimic a cricket and that derailed more than one lesson, but he never taught me that one.

She’s obviously playing modded Balatro

I like lemmy’s culture more, but I still browse reddit

Abscribe to several faiths to maximise the chances of picking the good one and getting a good afterlife

Minmaxing the afterlife, huh

I had no idea that this problem existed, but I guess it makes sense

the nose Balrog

Eaten by a living supercomputer that thirsts for dimensional conquest

that stays up

oh yeah, I also got her dm, I wondered what was that about

This is why they are being intentionally vague about what’s allowed.

I just got a 3 day ban. Here I am allowed to say that CEO assassination is basically self defense, right?

I tried to do that, but it won’t let me select the name of bodies of water.

I’m on the same boat :')

Who would think that Musk fans are gullible people susceptible to scams?

I misread this as “this country has always been ruled by the lich”.

And yeah, tbh, yeah.

Why would you need centimeter-level accuracy?

I use ublock AND pay for… Nebula.

I’m a millenial and I can read analog clocks, but it takes me a few seconds, it’s not as instant as with digital ones.