LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA [he/him]

Nope, that’s exactly what will happen. I dunno if I’d call it “intended” (at least not by the politicians that will put it forward), but the various state intelligence apparatus are absolutely banking on it.

You’re only a full citizen if you use Google or Apple is a dystopia I should have seen coming.

surely nothing could go wrong with this

“Nooooo, this concentration camp is too expensiiiiiiiiiive!”

“Sorry, our ammunition did this weird thing where it aimed straight at children’s foreheads. Its been happening for like, a long while though, and we’re not sure what to do about it.”

For us youngsters, sure, but if you’re 50+ I could totally believe it. Or at least believe you have no idea what a “username” is

Is there any way to practically check this? Surely just saying “i dont use the internet very much” is enough.

Everyone condones violence. People just have different definitions for the word, and extents/reasoning to allow it. Pretty sure even Buddhists are allowed to protect themselves through violence.

I can’t tell the difference between the highest, top tier audio and like, decent audio, but shitty tv speakers or headphones and such absolutely kills me.

think you might be lost, bud

Thankfully nobody that owns a yacht is a victim

I don’t see much of a “threat” anywhere in there

Sounds like a good way for them to say “sorry, we told you electric cars just can’t work!”

The movie is good though

Hard to tell how popular the government is if you get jailed for voicing disagreement now isn’t it?

good thing that doesn’t happen then, huh?

No they won’t.

Its so funny to me that it takes Sweden like a week to become an official NATO member but Ukraine is still getting lead on.

I like insulting dickheads with imperial dreams.

Oh, the irony

What’s the weather like in Moscow?

every time i see this i instinctively think its a bit. Surely there are not human beings this fucking deluded.

This is it. The perfect post.