I’m able to predict when Holes, starring Shia Labeauf, is about to air on Disney Channel. If I have a strong desire to watch the movie, odds are it’s about to air. I was able to do this for years.

I no longer watch cable tv. This power is vestigial. Nowadays when I have a strong desire to watch Holes, I just watch Holes.

Does she feel autonomous to you? Or more like an extension of you? That sounds pretty cool, either way!

That’s…brutal. Are they okay? Did something happen to them? Or is that just what they decided should happen?

That’s adorable. I hope Kiki means a lot to him :)

I don’t think it counts, but it sounds fascinating. Does everyone get along? Is it a tiring experience, or is it just a natural process?

I thought they were brilliant. Had a blast with all of them. Darth Jarjar as my favorite character.

Octopodes nuts 😎

Please downvote me.

I have my phone set to DND at all times, and I can confirm that you can allow certain notifications to come through. Only important notifications and calls from contacts come in. My peace of mind improved quite a bit with this change.

It’s culture war bullshit. I assure you, a statistically significant portion of the right believes wholeheartedly that this is a good thing. It’s exactly what they voted for.

What did he mean by this

Oof. Kinda awkward, but…

*too

I’m late to learning to drive, and I fear I could do this without realizing I’ve done it. But after this, I can tell you I wouldn’t do it again.

They may well lead to the thing that leads to the thing that leads to the thing that leads to AGI though. Where there’s a will

I just tried chatgpt with all of these failure points–a 5-letter word that fits alphabetically between amber and amble (ambit), a sentence that ends in the letter R (it ended with “door”), and a poem that rhymes (aabbccbb). These things appear to be getting ironed out quite quickly. I don’t think it’s much longer before we’ll have to make some serious concessions.

Democrats are criticized by democrats all the time. Republicans actively censor all criticism they have control over.

I think that retort is just there to point out that other social media platforms definitely will not be banned at any point, calling to question the legitimacy of the claim that the ban is because of invasive spy practices. Hypocrisy is loud.

Cishet is the term you’re thinking of for that.

I don’t think this one should be as controversial as it is.

NOTHING PRODUCES A BETTER SHITPOST THAN AMERICAN POLITICS!!! 🗣🗣🗣

Now you’ve gone and made things worse.