Are you a billionaire?

Shhh, you’re frightening the guy whose max dreams were raisins to chocolate. Don’t overwhelm him. Be calm and nice.

Trump: … US citizen SO FAR. Shut up or you’ll be covfefed in a second. The US is beautifully great again! Even my friend Putin agrees.

Have you bought your god at Temu? Replace it with something less pathetic. Carrots to chicken tier at least.

Relax, they are not heavy while young, so the impact won’t be serious. Some bloody snot cleaning from the glass max. Not a big deal.

What’s the point? Water to wine is really cool, shit to fish is also cool. But slightly change the cookie ingredients? That’s my grandmother’s level. She’s a nice woman but doesn’t claim some voodoo-smoodoo goddo powers.

Baha, leave the balls alone!

You can’t punish a billionaire by deportation. Like you can’t fine a bear for a broken fence.

No alcohol? Sorry, can’t think of any use of that substance. Throw it away then…

Does this thing have alcohol as an ingredient?

One more idea of this kind and I’ll boil your potato chips and a game console. Obviously you’ll like them boiled no less than in standard variants.

Scotty, warp it back again and return it to the kitchen.

Cigar and vape simultaneously? Nah, replace vape with sausage.

Nintendo: we will never abandon you because we need your blood and money to feed our lawyers.

Modern DooMs are… strange. The legendary status of Doom is granted by Doom 1 and 2. And those games are very different from Doom 3-5.

Original gameplay is quite saved by GZDoom and similar projects. Add there something like BrutalDoom add-on and you’ll get the best from both worlds: old Doom gameplay and more modern graphics.

Hey, less scepticism more thinking and praying! ICE won’t “be held accountable” by themselves!

👍 Continue to do what you’re doing – you’re doing it well.

You can only be banned on certain instances/communities in the Fediverse.

We have instances where moderators don’t ban people they don’t like?

That’s how it works now: shut up and smile or get banned. Even here, on Lemmy, where I was hoping to avoid fascist Reddit moderation I was once banned for “antagonistic messages”. How dare I express an opinion that doesn’t match the “correct” one?

I can’t assess who is crazy in this pediatric fight, but asking questions and expressing professional opinions should never lead to losing the job.

Better to have a small Somalia2 than turn all the US into the Beautiful Somalia of Covfefe, don’t you agree?