– Let’s spend 100 million on education to make sure people can find a job.

– Nah, let’s spend 100 million on prisons to keep all those uneducated people who struggle to find a job!

“G” stands for “Imbeciles” in the"USA" word.

Kids: Hurray! No school!

Microslop leads to macroflop.

Discord thinks that it is important. Good news that it isn’t. And even if there is no good substitute, then it is possible to abandon Discord by just quitting and not looking for any alternatives. Like if your local market stopped having aubergines then you can just stop even wanting them. Not a big deal.

The situation won’t improve until some big company goes full “IBM PC” thing with open AT, ISA, VESA, etc tier standards for phones.

This phone is better just because you can open the case. Spare parts are still provided by a single company. Not a big step ahead.

Better than nothing though…

You know what else is a bad doctor? My axe!

Hurray!

Trump: The promise is still here. It is still promised. Big beautiful promise.

Well, the county name makes it inevitable.

Xi: (surprised Pikachu face)

Miss Mush: Mushroom surprise to you all!

I too already have a long message about Putin’s death.

I hate overdramatic lying. It devalues the background theme. And I see 2 ways of fighting such lies: first – say “Fuck you, stupid overdramatic liar”, second – make a joke pointing on the overdramatism. In this particular situation I chose the second variant. You like the first one more?

Fanatics. Fanatic users with crazy ideas who won’t listen to anything that isn’t exactly their opinion. Fanatic mods who backs fanatic users. Fanatic idiots who are just idiots and don’t even have any coherent opinion but still fanatically shout about it.

Is Lemmy better? Well, the contingent ratio is the same but the moderation is more lenient here, so fanatics are significantly more harmless.

no doors or windows

How did they get inside? I know! Masons! Oh those shady Masons!..

The expression “come down in price” will soon be considered grammatically incorrect because people continue to use it while it has no sense in real world economics.

Why bother? Congress is their ally. It won’t leak anything sensitive.

They have .gopher there. How cute…

No, racism is not a genetic trait. It is a problem of some particular societies.

We really need to invent an independent domain name system. Interesting how many already exist but just nobody cares about…