I don’t know about the US, but in the UK, rebuilding would be covered by the homeowner’s buildings insurance.

Although insurance companies would probably try to claim it as an Act Of God to get out of it. Don’t know how that would go legally…

No, just a shitty kettle.

Funny, I’d have said we’re closer to the new Star Wars cinematic trilogy than the EU.

You think you’ve won, then a few years later, oh look, fascism is back and it’s killing people in job lots again.

Shakespeare invented literature, so clearly there’s no value in teaching anything from before him…

Bloody shoppers!

The greed of a relatively small number of people and misery for an almost unimaginably large number of others.

I’m not bringing him back and I’m sure as shit not going with him…

Well that wasn’t there when I posted. Who’s coming up with these rules to save Phoney Stark?

I send Elon Musk to Mars.

Genuine question - what device do you have that has USB-C ports, no USB-A ports, doesn’t have WiFi, but supports the dongle?

Tyrell, because Paypalpatine wants his sex robots, ands that means replicants.

It’s more Y’all Quaeda

I’ve always liked the idea that Kevin from Home Alone grew up to be the Jigsaw killer…

The funniest thing about watching Snowpiercer in 2023 with people who’d never seen it before was after the big reveal about what the protein bars are made of, and how horrified the characters were, all my friends were like “oh, is that it? That makes sense actually. We thought it was going to be the missing children or something terrible”

3P0: it uses a very peculiar dialect

Falcon: please… let me die…

A risk we all take when going undercover as a nazi…

- To the bus stop: 33.8km

Is that a typo, or can you just randomly stand at the side of the road and flag down a bus so you don’t need as many formal bus stops?

Because that’s wild.

Apparently it’s literally in the standardised tests… that’s what’s causing the problems! 😉

Touché.

I’m sorry, you made some great points, but all I can take away from that is that your idea of heaven is becoming a Ninja Turtle…? 🤣