Humans are just varying stages of a shit sausage.

I read the article. The only thing they stated was a “bruised eye and headache”. Yeah if you get smacked in the eye with a snowball, it could do that. Doesn’t need a rock inside…

I mean, do you think the people who put the jesus signs up had permits and what not?

I should really watch this, one day. for the cultural significance of course.

Quick question unrelated to the article. Is that white thing on trumps glass an anti dribble sippy cup type lid?

I completely stopped listening to the radio because a few commercials were playing sirens to get your attention before playing the actual ad. Like, could you not?

Just be aware, many of these cameras have multiple other cameras pointing at eachother. Also the map cant be trusted to show all cameras. my neighborhood alone, has at least 4 that dont show up on the map.

my neighbor hood has one right at the entrance. I make a point of flipping it off every time i pass it. Also, If you were curious how many of these violations of privacy are around you. Here you go- https://deflock.org/map

literally every time i see picture of her i hear that song in my head.

Hey, old habits die hard. Back in my day if you sneezed on a phone it would die, a sticker would turn pink, and you were out 600 bucks! IDK if I’ll ever take my (IP67?) rated phone in the water with me.

edit get off my lawn (if i could afford a lawn)!

can confirm.

Shit, wait for me to get there first!

I switched months ago after some full screen pop up for Windows 11 took over my whole screen in the middle of me doing stuff. In a blind rage, i plugged my usb in and downloaded Pop. Did a full clean install and never looked back. There have been some hiccups, but nothing that couldn’t be fixed right away.

Yoink!

Well, im only half way through my coffee but i think ive had enough internet for the day.

Well, as long as she SLAMMED it. Guess thats it people. Good job everyone.

Side note but this reminded me of it. Has anyone else seen people driving around with LED boards in their windshield that look like the Cars eyes? They take up like a third of the glass and are animated to ensure full distraction to other drivers. Im sure they are illegal but ive seen a few near me. I hate them.

I read it on the internet so it must be true.

but if we were all a bunch of goobers then they would be goobers too.
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My conspiracy theory with this Greenland thing: Those in power now are deliberately destroying the world so it can be “rebuilt the right way”. Greenland is in a position on the globe to become quite a pleasant climate. Once the ice melts it will be one of the best places on earth to live. Not to mention the huge amount of natural resources that will become available. Its also currently a politically isolated area, so when WW3 wipes out half the population it will most likely remain untouched. (Though tbf if trump makes moves on it that wont be the case). I don’t think the current admin is even really aware of why Greenland is important, save for a few people who implemented project 2025.
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