I’m sorry, but I cannot comply with that request. Is there anything else I can assist you with? ✨🚀

Its been 48 years, it’s time to give up _/s

Did you replace your BIOS with Minecraft’s texture files? Classic mistake, I’ve done it a dozen times! /s

If that were true I’d go swimming a lot more often!

Do both at the same time, whose gonna stop you? the government?

This is by far the most evil one, I love it.

We should definitely bring signatures back Tryin to make a change :-\

One of us! One of us!

Every part of this headline is more insane than the last.

We should ban everything besides whoopie cushions then; you could probably still smother someone with one but it’d be a lot funnier

The new logo looks like a shitty AI render lol, perfect representation for how sanitized a corpo it has become.

I can’t believe this my first time hearing about this distro, really giving Hanna Montana Linux a run for its money lol

In December, Musk indicated that the company would start freeing the namespace of 1.5 billion accounts soon, although no public announcement of that freedom has been made. Worth noting, DemandSage indicates that as of 2023 there are only 1.3 billion Twitter accounts on the platform as a whole, with only 237.8 million of them active daily.

Twitter set to be the first ever platform with -200 Million users!

If you’re alright with an online password manager Bitwarden is the best one there is. If you prefer having an offline password manager KeePassXC is a great option as well :)

There’s no better feeling than making a post to a dead community, and then suddenly tons of posts start flooding in lol.

You can have my drawing of a monkey that I valued at 1 billion dollar:

No need to thank me.