grabs popcorn

munch munch munch

Because the guys in both pics weren’t even born when you graduated high school? Ah, who am I kidding? You didn’t graduate high school. You were sent straight to the mines at 12.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Stop…PLEASE!!! …i can only get SO erect!

Dammit! I’m hoping for another meteor to cause a 3rd ice age, and wipe out all life on earth.

But I’ll settle for nuke going off in my back yard. Now you take even THAT hope away!

Is it so wrong to just want Earth to end??? It’s all I want! Such a simple request! Human extinction. Is that so wrong?

I’ve always heard it as “topping from the bottom”

I’m good with either.

I mean…yes?

I get that this is supposed to be a joke, but, I don’t get the joke. This is literally how weight loss works.

Eat less.

Eat healthier.

Exercise.

Weight loss is hard because it’s hard to stick to it. But the concepts aren’t complicated. Caleries in minus caleries burned equals caleries stored as fat.

Less caleries means less unburned caleries means less fat.

Why would I use an app?

How big is the torrent, and where do I download from?

LUCY!!! YOU GOT SOME SPLAININS TO DOOOOO!!!

WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Maybe the real hell is the life we’ve lived along the way.

Everything about this reply confuses me.

The math isn’t mathing up…

My phone can handle 99 tabs. At all times 99 tabs are open. At any given time at least 70 of those tabs are Lemmy.World home page with me already signed in.

Yet every time I open a new tab and type Lemmy.World. At least 1 in 20 times I type Lemmy.Worlf.

Sorry. You gotta go to jail now. Your toddler grabbed a juicy juice box from your smart refridgerator without being 18+.

Thats my plan.

Ha ha ha, yeah. Not like when I was a kid in the 80s, and everybody smoked. Walls were just brown.

Just…all walls.

So glad that as generations went on, smoking habits have seemed to fall off a cliff.

Instead, we let 11 year olds order vapes from china now.

Wait, what?

I’m in the process of buying a new house. So I was looking at one last week, and the smoke detector just kept chirping.

And I was just about to say “Did you know there’s actually two types of these?”

And just as I was about to say that, I got sad in realizing that I’d then be obligated to elaborate, and now I’m spending 45 minutes talking about a topic that neither of us wants being discussed right now.

But it was in my head at that moment.

Feels weird upvoting this comment. I have to remind myself. It’s not you I’m mad at. You’re not the one doing this. You’re just the messanger.