Google: “Meh. Cost of doing business. We’re certainly not going to stop or anything…”

Yes. Same thing, probably different models.

I thought wifi was on 2.4ghz, and the new ones were on 5ghz?

Is that why you hate the internet?

Wait wait wait wait…you mean somewhere, out there in the world is MMA footage of andrew tate getting his ass handed to him?

Why is this not viral???

Who’s the first guy?

Hi, Clevelander here. I have no horse in this race, but thanks for making Mamdani go from being completely unheard of from me, to now a household name due to the Streisand effect.

Thanks for letting me know who I’m voting for in 2028.

are people using their brains or what?

What? No. Seriously, are you new here? And by here I mean Earth.

I see idiots all around me. Everybody only interested in advancing themselves. But if we advanced the group, it would be better for EVERYBODY.

But we as a species are too stupid to build a society that benefits everybody.

So no. No brain use here.

That’s what I’m doing. That and screaming into a pillow most nights.

Needing an ID to go online.

Never heard of this Mamdani, but if trump hates them, pretty good chance they’re on the right side of history.

Obama should just call Canada and lay out the new trade deal, and insist that Canada refer to it as “Obama’s Trade Deal”.

If trump refuses to sign it, America loses. If he does sign, he’s signing something called Obamas Trade Deal.

Canada: shrug

Who said he’s leaving? He’s been talking this whole time about 2024 being the last election you ever need to vote in.

…please don’t give them ideas.

Yes…no…maybe? I don’t know. Can you repeat the question?

Someone, somewhere, said they don’t like you.

Now CRY!

Hey! Whoa! Easy there big spender! Some of us are caked in debt here! We can’t just be buying hot dogs now all willy-nilly!

Ha ha! Phallic penis joke!

We live in the dumbest timeline.