His face says no jury will ever convict him!

One short one fat one lean!

Funions or other fake onion ring things! Adds an extra flavor to the mix. Maybe shrimp crackers too if you have an Asian grocery nearby to get them from and don’t have to worry about allergies or anything.

Hell yeah white baby

Ya, this is a dumb thing and the satanic temple needs to shut it down.

The guy who actually made one of these and brought it to a Philadelphia keyboard meet up called it a Jeanboard iirc

Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or a white supremacist the race of his girlfriend

The USPTO already has lower fees for “micro entities” as it calls regular people and small businesses. Still too expensive for regular people and too cheap for mega corps but they do have different fee tiers.

tells you to do a thing

immediately calls the thing he just told you to do dumb

OP is cringe and vitamin deficient.

Ya, people should be forced to move away from their family and friends and home by insane cost of living and instead of sympathy we should just expect them to single handedly solve an entire fucked up economic system.

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This is a really cool idea. Other posters here have explained why it isn’t a good idea, but I still think it is neat. Maybe there is a niche edge case use for such a thing? If nothing else it is very scifi

Op, please patent it so no other company can use it for the next 20 years

THE QUIET UPSETS SLANESH

Lmao, I am sorry you are being down voted. This is funny

I haven’t seen such blatant victim blaming for a while

Oh man, I had thought you were being ironic above lol

No, it is parody

Weird flavored chips from the Asian grocery store.

I would be pretty mad if my search result turned up a 1 year old human’s babbling too. AI babbling doesn’t get a pass either.