This is outrageous and unacceptable. Who the heck wears a beanie indoors?!? Winter hats come off when you go inside, this is just basic human decency.

Discord, in the future, probably…

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shittily depressing

This one. It’s definitely this one. 🙁

That Reading Baggins, he’s so hot right now 🔥

Cool the engines, bro

This should be good…

Now accepting donations of land, buildings, and other forms of real estate!

Can I please donate the real estate this occupies in my brain.

Ah, finally a practical use for AI…universal scapegoat!

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Yup, that’s the one!

I was trying to think how this could be enforced. It actually makes sense when you frame it this way, didn’t think about the parent side. “Sorry Karen, that’s the law! Your kid week get her phone back in a week!”

October 2025 me: what the hell, why didn’t anyone tell me about this before!?!

Someone recently told me they bought a “vintage truck”. I asked them what year the truck was made, expecting something from the 60’s or so…but apparently 1985 is vintage now. 😟

That’s a solid platform,! Where do I send campaign donations?

Bro, you need to work for the election campaign. This is far more motivating than professional ads I see elsewhere.

That face when you realize the subway car IS the toilet.

Couldn’t happen to a better guy, right?

A wild Mitch Hedberg appears! Have my updoot.

Hopefully harder to push around government types, I agree. But at the same time, easier to summon and unleash his mob without restraint. At that point, what else can he possibly lose?