Metostopholes

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There is no other context, it’s photoshopped.

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Correct.

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I was a penguin. I was waiting in line at the Harold Washington library in Chicago to get an autograph from Neal Stephenson. I had to keep looking over my shoulder, because there were wanted posters up everywhere with my penguin face on them, because I was being hunted for a crime I didn’t commit.

Nicole will message you eventually, you can talk to her.

My work laptop has one, but it’s pretty much always closed and connected to a dock so I never use it.

Edit: And there’s always a relevant XKCD.

https://xkcd.com/243/

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many of us almost got killed

Bullshit.

sitting on the couch

Uh oh.

Draw me like one of your French poodles.

Your math is off. The Moon is about 384,400 KILOmeters from the Earth, not meters. So 116,485 seconds, or a bit over 32 hours.

I mean, you could be bi/pan, poly, and have both a wife and a boyfriend. That would still be “not gay”.

That’s Papyrus.

Calling someone the “late” whatever generally means they are dead. Did you mean your ex wife?

Edit: Nevermind, actually read the last line. I hate you.

When I was a kid, maybe 13 years old, I heard about a Halloween costume contest at a natural history museum.

I wanted a costume somehow science related, so I decided to dress as a mosquito (seems weird to me now, but whatever). My mom sewed together a black felty fabric into a proboscis that went out over my head and a sort of cloak down my back with legs coming off it. We cut a Styrofoam ball in half and painted it yellow for the eyes. The wings were a white mesh fabric on a frame of drinking straws that we taped together.

I won the contest for my age bracket, and the prize was some Star Trek: Deep Space 9 refrigerator magnets. I don’t think I have the magnets anymore, but I still have the costume, though it’s falling apart a little.

Okay, I have to go text my mom and tell her she’s awesome.

Evolution at it again.

I love human activities, such as consuming food and medical debt.