Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute should sue for the time they were driven into that lake.

Used to work for this asshole. He’s just as much as a hack as Elizabeth Holmes.

And on hot days I can dust on a layer of Talcum X to fight the oppression of sweat.

Is it just me, or are transparent cases more brittle than opaque ones? Like more prone to shattering.

I don’t get it. What would be Coke’s motive here? Wouldn’t they be cutting into their own sales if aspartame was shown as terrible for you?