Tough one, hard to say how to protect myself against something I don’t understand how it works not even remotely. From your scenario I gather you ask for a method of recovery, not so much protection.

Presuming this technology is relatively accessible but you can’t do anything to properly prevent someone else from tampering with your mind, my first thought would be to add to myself some sort of “panic shutdown” method, ie. some lethal substance that kills me as soon as someone attempts to do something to my memory, or maybe I can be the one triggering it- it could be something more rudimentary like always carrying with me a lethal pill or something. You get the idea.

Now to recover my memory, that’s tricky. I don’t think there is a foolproof way of preserving memory that would work because whoever intervened in my mind could easily make me forget either where I stored my memories as well as any other relevant methods to verify they’re the real deal. I could say I’d have a buddy system in which I would rely on someone else to bring me back to my senses, but if the intervention also removed my trust in this person then that’s no use either.

I understand all Nazis are fascists, but not all fascists are Nazis

That’s a really nice one, but they would, eventually, find a horse fossil with a horseshoe on.

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“on ice” sounds like a show you could buy tickets to

Sounds like you need to find the right crowd to surround yourself with; welcome to the club, odd one. I’ve had some positive experiences joining a DnD group, it’s a good way to meet fellow weirdos and if you get bored you can always look at your dice, re read the rules, or search stuff online.

I think I’d go for rain and/or a calm stream of running water

Ohhhhh i see, well, I’m relieved to know this means the ancient greek pantheon is the right one to follow and not just my personal preference. Guess I might start showing some public devotion then.

I agree with you in faith ≈ conservation energy. I already pray to my own personal Patron Saint of the Parking Spot, his name is José btw in case you ever find yourself stressing over finding where to park; you’re welcome to pray to him too. So far I’ve always managed to park in time.

I hope Zeus and co. don’t mind I pray to him, times have changed I guess, I’m sure they’ll all get along well. Okay gotta go now, I need to go read my horoscope now that I know statistics back it up.

Schedule?

Then all the gods must be real too according to your statistics. Now tell me, which is the right one to follow? I better pick a side soon

Your algorithm I guess - I hardly see any political content there and when I do is mostly the opposite, or satire.

Right. I’m intrigued now. I can’t say my situation relates to yours and I didn’t know that was the trend in many places

I know this is probably a very dumb question but I must ask- are there no malls near you or which is the reason you miss them so much? I work at a mall, it doesn’t have a fountain in particular (others do) but otherwise it’s still pretty much as you described

Hand scrubber wash. You know the hand soap/lotion thing full of beads to scrub your hands clean? Love that. I’d get in a tub of that.

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… You’re wrong :)

It was the shape of the toilet what I couldn’t picture, not the usage

Thanks for those! Clear as day.

…and what happened with the tooth guy?? Did he get it back?? That’s wild

I am a vagina owner from birth, I never imagined the toilet bowl shape would pose an issue to penis owners. From reading your comment I’m still unsure of which toilet bowls you’re talking about, I would appreciate if you (or anyone, really) could point to images of both so I, and potentially others, can compare. TIA