Understandable.

Did you have a stroke while typing this?

Aw yeah baby shake that heatsink

I once worked as a dishy in a not too fancy restaurant. One busy night we were all out of ladles. They were just gone. The head chef noticed one lying on the dirty floor under the sink that had dropped there God knows when. He announced: ‘Six months rule!’ and just plonked it directly into the soup.

I laughed for a goddamn week.

I’d sooner chew my pinky finger off than ever work in food service again. I’m dead serious.

Dead. Fucking. Serious.

My first job was in food service so I figured, ok, this is what working is like. Never again.

Holy thesaurus Batman

Ah yes the festooned-with-mold look.

AI? FuckFuckNo

Abhorrently crusty and holds a great stink

Excuse me but what the goddamn motherfuck is that subreddit?

I’ve replaced my morning coffee with Irish coffee and I’m doing heaps better

I was stoned off my gourd so I hardly remember.

Where my tinnitus homies at?

Based.

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The creation of ICE just boggles my mind. ‘Lets give some poorly educated chuds a bogus 4 week online course, then give them guns and a mandate to detain whoever they see fit, what could possibly go wrong?’

What the fuck were they thinking? Honestly it’s a miracle not more people have been killed yet.

Edit: And let’s give it a cringy abbreviation a 12 year old would think sounds cool to boot.

The world is healing.

It’s telling how bad the situation has become if even a blowhard like Rogan is becoming concerned.

You can squeeze in an extra few hours of sleep in the weekend of you destroy your body with alcohol after work instead.