It’s ok. It’s going to suck. Real men and women could provide for you. Not that you’re not a real woman/man, but in context.

Haven’t seen it, sorry.

No man

Hell is a word used sometimes in American English, usually southern, as an intensifier. In casual conversation where I’m from, if someone starts their sentence with “Hell,” they’re usually going to say something most people already are aware of, but put it into practical terms.

Oh yeah this planet ain’t even a pixel in the universe. Universe gonna be fine. Hell even earth will be fine once we’ve caused the extinction of all life, including us.

Yeah I’m pretty sure both regular and sour are switched back to lime.

Don’t be a fucking dick. Are you a child in age or just emotionally?

Wow. What prompted such condescension from my reply?

Please don’t do this to people. Yeah there are way too many pedophiles out there but you’re still so unlikely to meet one. Unless you go to church.

Some friends and I that hung out in college had this with 11:11 on the clock. Felt like we’d look at the time and it would be 11:11 once or even both times every day.

What’s unclear about that statement?

I absolutely refuse to watch something with a laugh track as well.

“Those are dead people laughing”

You made my laugh for the first time today. But you might not be far off the mark. It seems pertinent to repeat the old Chinese curse - “May you live in interesting times”. Shit’s become far too interesting for my taste.

So what’s your favorite? Regular or sour? I can eat sour Skittles until I burn my mouth.

I absolutely love sour apple candy and even I will admit that Skittles are way better with lime instead.

It is against their religion to accept blood transfusions, among other ridiculous stuff like not being allowed to celebrate birthdays. Why though? I have no idea, it’s religion.

We need to streamline the citizenship process before we face population collapse due to capitalism. But.

That’s just feeding more people into the machine

But.

It’s worse where they came from so it’s better to give them citizenship right?

But.

Not for at least four more years.

Sounds like Dr Mario needs to talk to Dr Luigi.

By the way it’s one of my favorite games ever for couch head to head gaming. The only person who could match me was my mom, until I played against my wife after dating her for over a year. Yeah yeah 🚩🚩🚩🚩

Lula be right more often than not. Oops I mean left.

I’ve been on a jury in the last little place I lived and you better believe they made sure it was all employed older white people against a young black man. I was the youngest on at 28. What they did to me is made me sit in a room with these, some probably decent, people, while one guy just talked and talked and lied and told fake stories like long discredited shit while a bunch were like oh yeah and I remember.

Fucking makes me sick. Sick at myself that I was such a little shit at that age that I didn’t tell the old prick to shut the fuck up and stop lying. But what really makes me sick was after sitting in a room for hours with these people is the state’s house slave walks in with cops and says we just walked the guy by, showed him who was going to convict him, and he took the plea deal. Fucking gross. Don’t believe your fucking TV this is how most cases go.