Astroturfing on Lemmy? We must be getting big!

Standing on a dock?

Ah, hello! I can’t find the internet.

Just made some and the joke runs through my head (going to get it very wrong I am afraid)…

Host: Welcome to my party! Can I interest you in a half dozen hard boiled eggs?

Guest: uhhhhhh, no thanks?

Host: What if I cut them in half, add in some mayo and some other stuff?

Guest: (busily stuffing face) Got any more?

Well I know what I’m making this weekend! Thanks.

Lottery numbers? Stock market movements? Sports predictions?

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