I learned that only one S can survive in the desert.

[email protected]. Because it just started and needs contributing artists.

And calzones are just pizza that’s harder to eat.

The shitposters did it all in one night.

I don’t know, but my guess is maybe a tool for cutting butter into pastry dough?

Edit: never mind, further down the thread someone’s shown it’s salad shears.

Of course I have that drawer. Why do you need a solution? What’s the problem?

A need is a responsibility.

Or my meat thermometer. The on/off button also changes between Fahrenheit and Celsius. Neither of which is done with a single press. You have to press and hold for different lengths of time but for the life of me, I can’t figure out the pattern.

Oh damn, I thought it was safe, but that story proves it’s not so safe as I thought.

Absolutely loathe that they made thrawn look like blue Elon musk.

Was among a group of temps at a credit union. Employees were so busy, we got very little training. And spent large parts of our day with nothing to occupy our time.

After a month, supervisor walks by at end of day and asks how things are going. I say something to the effect of “could be better.” He looks surprised and says “OK, let’s discuss that tomorrow morning.” I think great, we can problem solve.

The next day turned out to be the three year anniversary of my boyfriend’s death. When I sat with supervisor and trainer and they said how are you, I let them know that I was a little emotional due to it, and started to cry a little.

Supervisor proceeded to reem me out for saying something so negative yesterday in the hearing of coworker and accused me of making a bunch of mistakes (I didn’t and had already provided evidence that I wasn’t involved) and that I obviously didn’t care about my work and that I needed to pack my things and be escorted out of the building.

In conclusion, I hope that guy spends the rest of his life with wet socks.

Another problem with the “voter fraud is rampant” rehtoric is idiots like this think they too can get away with anything.

Brew

*Delves into all kids of weird circumstances and medical mysteries. Morbid and informative.

Zoe

*Up-to-date exercise and nutrition science. I’ve seriously learned a lot.

Imperfect Paintings

Shows you how to try different types of abstract art. Has been a huge inspiration in getting me to paint and experiment with art.

Your mouth to Dog’s ears.

Tony Stark created likeability with a box of scraps in a cave!

He’s a joke, he’s a ham, his last name’s Amsterdam, that’s a Morey.

If there’s two things I know about white people, it’s that they love Rachel Ray, and they’re terrified of curses.

If you like horror and you haven’t seen Repo! The Genetic Opera, nows the time.

Like that isn’t exactly what a dog wants to see.

Probably doesn’t answer your question completely, but I’m a big fan of the phrase "my understanding is . . . " In other words, this is what I “know” as fact, but I’m aware that my knowledge could be wrong or insufficient and I’m willing to be corrected or updated. I use this phrase almost any time I’m asserting something as fact, as a kind of cya.