Yup

They love the poorly educated.

A 25- year old nothing has no idea what a livelihood is. He’s never had to do the shit a real man or woman has to do to provide.

Daddy’s boy needs to learn his place. Stay in your lane rich boy and shut up.

I can think of many better words for this sentence

No. I’m first generation Indian in California so no. Thank god for schools in the early 2000s

How do we know her height is correct? Why assume one wouldn’t lie if all the others do?

My family is from India so they use a lunisolar calendar.

Left & Right in my ass

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In related news, Sundar Pichai hospitalized after gargling Trump’s balls for too long.

That’s not the reason. People being yippy never stopped him before.

I watch enough true crime to know that anyone is capable of murder

My parents place too much emphasis on what other people think for me to be transparent with them. Everyone but my parents know I’m gay. I seriously think they would shatter if they knew the real me.

Why can’t you be angry and horny?

Same. I press too hard to use mechanical pencils

I say, the duller the blade, the better. Maybe it’ll take a few hacks to really get those heads rolling. Who cares? A few minutes of pain is nothing compared to the thousands of lives they’ve walked all over

Who’s going to lead that effort? The Democrats?! Haha… Hahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

They look like my dad after he finds a new jacket at Costco.

They’re not even old enough to rent a car. Wtf

This whole thing is giving Manson Family