Lol and whose fault is that?

I think society cares more about the cost of the ring than my partner and me. Outside of joking, I’d spend a lot on a ring for my lover. I mean we both owe the mortgage after we marry right? It all evens out eventually.

Ask not what the wall people can do for you. Ask what you can do for the wall people.

It’s supposed to be 3x pay checks right?

I live paycheck to paycheck so someone better do the proposing to me

Crazy how evil people find other evil people to marry and start families with.

CRACK

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I want an elephant so bad. I imagine it’s like having a dog that’s just over powered in strength and intelligence.

It’s a race thing to distract from the class thing

Well, maybe your appendix shouldn’t have been wearing that. /s

This was a hard question to answer for some reason. Probably because I’m into most types of guys. I like guys that are confident in themselves without trying too hard. You can tell when a man loves his body because it will show in his personality, mannerisms, and antics.

I love a big belly or a six-pack, but I lean more to the dad bod type. I love big arms and pecs, but it’s not a requirement. That valley between the pecs and the stomach is somewhere I hope to take long naps. I could just curl up on a man’s chest and just sleep for ages.

Love a man with thick thighs and calves. I’m a runner so I love when those calves are fucking rock hard.

Honestly, dick size isn’t so important to me much. I can have fun with any size. Mostly, I want that dad bod or some pecs to suckle on.

Lastly, hair. I love a hairy man. Beards drive me insane. However, a man with a big belly but totally hairless is kinda hot.

I got really shallow in this post, but I’m okay with that. I like guys that are bigger than me physically, but twunks also get my heart pounding.

Oh shit, I almost forgot my favorite part. A huge badonkadunk. Love a man with an ass bigger than my head lol.

Wow, now I’m horny. I need to go take care of some things. BRB

I mean I don’t hate on soft hands. If anything, that tells me you take care of your skin

Forearms is a good one. Also I love a man with good hands. A little rough is nice.

Ass, crotch, thighs, chest and arms. Eyes are a bonus. Pretty much everything about men just revs my engine.

I mean as a gay man I’m constantly checking out like 5 different areas of men constantly. Sorry I’m horny? I’m not making it obvious or them uncomfortable.

Voting Republican enables all this… So no you didn’t fix it for me. For you.

Help you understand. Make new attainable goals. Find some peace. Change your mindset. Therapists aren’t wizards, just like doctors don’t just make ailments like cancer just go away. They help us heal as much as we can and then treat whatever symptoms linger. We do as much good as we can. I’m sorry society did this to you and to us.

Tomato season in California is called strawberry season. I guess we can call it red fruit season?

They need to meet their quotas and sell a narrative to ensure people don’t realize Republicans are the real enemies.

Or not solve them and just suffer.