Jesus said he’d return in the gospel’s lifetime. He’s very fucking late.

You still think things are run by reasonable people?!

Seriously?! The market is already shitting its pants. I didn’t know there was a second wave of tariffs coming.

Dropped 1,679.39 by the end of the day today.

The leopards eating faces are becoming obese.

He also had friends and allies all around the world. He’s undone that too.

Change that to a Tesla.

“April 3, 2025”?

They thought he was using it to negotiate. Turns out he’s just a raging fucking moron.

Social mobility 6’ ⬇️

What kind of shitty spy wouldn’t learn the language of the people he was sent to spy on?! Can’t overhear secrets if you don’t understand.

The solution is simple. Chrome ditches manifest v2? Ditch Chrome.

1 point. I’ve never sent/received a fax.

But also a lot more difficult and dangerous to get access to the factory and destroy machinery than it is to set a few cars on fire in a parking lot.

You’re assuming there will still be many workplaces.

We can’t even train them not to shit all over the sidwalk, so probably not.

I’m sure having a corrupt non-government narcissist rewrite the code for SS will be fine. It’s not like he could leave any code hidden in there for his own purposes, like controlling or redirecting payments or anything.

So a standard Trump supporter?

Yeah but have you considered taking more vitamin A?

Most people will just continue using an out of date operating system because they don’t understand the security risks. It happens every time MS ends support of an OS line.