There is no law in America anymore. I’m sorry.

America, land of the free! Greatest country on earth! Now pull yourself up by the bootstraps.

My condolences.

Be careful, it might be illegal to not buy one.

How do you like THEM savings?

If you’ve ever posted something you’ve made online, there’s a high chance it’s on Pinterest. I uploaded some art I made to Reddit, two weeks later I found it on Pinterest, where the image was hosted on some Turkish site.

Sounds exactly like HP.

My nephew, who’s 22, is having a kid. It was planned with his girlfriend. I was shocked when I heard.

This was in Norway! I was fucking flabbergasted when it happened!

The story about my personal laptop was in Australia.

I used to work in a large oil company for a decade. Around 2018, everyone got new HP laptops with touch screen. We’re talking 20.000 permanent employees, and more than 40.000 externals (externals did not get a laptop). After a couple of weeks, people started complaining about the fan making a lot of noise.

After HP checked the laptops, it turned out that the fan was not powerful enough. Their solution? Limit the CPU speed. And my company just agreed. Fuck that noise!!!

I already started boicotting them in 2009, when i purchased a computer, which had an S-video. But it didn’t work. Went to the store that sold it, they told me to contact HP. I did, and they just told me that it was a error on the entire laptop series, and that I should’ve known about it before I purchased the laptop.

Go fuck yourself, HP!

How in the fuck is HP still alive? The company should crash and burn.

I’m so happy my wife and I don’t have kids, and I feel sorry for all my friends. It was a fun ride.

Fight Club.

Microsoft.

The Trump administration is entirely transactional.

Trump will make all transactions illegal, because he can’t let trans people have actions.

Pay $5 to send 50 messages per month. Then an additional $1 for every fifth message.

Interesting. Well, I can confirm that my cats drink water, and a lot of it! One is nearly 13, the other 4, and they both drink multiple times per day.

Really? I give my cats dry food, but there’s no grain in it, all meat. Expensive, but worth it!

But not into the sun. It takes more energy to launch something into the sun Vs just into space.

I publicly support the unaliving of musk