Mercury Venus FUCK Mars Jupiter Saturn Uranus Steve

Hamlet being called Macbeth be like

I bet it’s “Skate or die”

Fourth year with Samsung Z3 (the flip one) It is totally awesome, the only downside is that protective foil starts to come off every year or so right in the middle. Will upgrade to Z7 next year 100%

She has a nice beard

Dutch is like a German describing to Englishman that he just took a bite of a very hot potato

My father once chose course of intravenous therapy over intramuscular injections because apparently exposing your butt to a nurse is not manly enough

Funny? Funky? Frisky? Feisty? Frosty? What mystery do you hide behind these asterisks?!

This article reads better with this track on https://youtu.be/yFMaEIHIrGw

Suicide bombers may not wear backpack very often, but when they do, they wear it to the end of their lives