Why would you use AI to make this?

To think that I used to get mad at people who used Snapchat to add text to images. Didn’t know how good I had it

Hotline Miami, specifically 1 but also 2 every now and then. Not sure if there’s been a 6 month period of my life within the past decade where I didn’t boot it up at least once

“Say, Light, why are you always writing in that notebook of yours?.. what’s it say there… your ‘Death Note?’”

The real folk blues

True. I oftentimes argue in favor of things I disagree with just to hear some good arguments for when I need to advocate for my beliefs other times.

No one should care that much about arguments on the internet.

The oldest Zoomers turn 29 this year.

One of the strangest phenomenon of the obesity epidemic has been the gross infantilization of young, fit adult women as being “teens” just because they don’t have the “+10yr perceived age” effect that comes with years of obesity.

Yeah… I’ll take the two on the left who aren’t dying of heart disease at 35.

Surely no coincidence that being obese is a gateway to hyperconsumerism anyway. Sugary, fatty, processed snack foods are way more profitable than healthy meals.

Walking around town is free, can’t have that. Sit at this computer chair, watch advertisements and play video games instead.

Heart disease at 26? That’ll be $2k/month until you die.

Get depressed, buy the meds, never leave your couch, don’t fight back, you’re the evolution of humanity and - most of all - you are beautiful.

Mans thinks he broke the laws of conservation of mass and that’s why he’s still fat

Oh yeah I’ve seen that one many times. Girl shoots her younger brother playing with the loaded gun, panics, then shoots herself and falls to the floor. Video ends with the parents(?) busting through the door screaming. It’s a doozy

Because someone pissed in my cheerios and I’m blaming YOU!! 😡😡😡

thus the inevitable occurs. (Emphasis added)

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Disney+. Fuck The Mouse.

Niche answer is probably some little alt-right ULTRA MAGA FREEDOM NEWS NETWORK but I’m honored to not know any of those cesspits by name

I’m surprised there were any human users left on CMV to be offended by this

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It was the CIA actually

What ever happened to those changing stations? It’s been a while since I saw one