The majority of folks would literally rather kill themselves than do this

R

Make an acct on public wifi and then always browse with a VPN on when logged in at home/whatever network you were originally banned on. It’s worked for me for a few years now

This was mostly my impression as an Interned worker. Most of our “checkouts” were ILLs (inter-library loans) from universities, so there wasn’t even much opportunity to talk about books with people

It’s alright, I was never a real librarian (that’s a title that’s deceptively hard to earn btw) but was a interned worker for one during much of undergrad. I definitely felt cool wearing a cardigan and stocking a huge cart of books but also had to tell people they can’t watch porn on the computers about three times a week, so…

Ok buddy. And yet you’re signing up for poor people cards

Yeah 4 credit cards in any short amount of time is going to send off the bureaus. To OP, what’s wrong with “only” $5,000 in credit? You know they’ll boost it after just a few months of timely payments, right?

I think AI is still too new to have an ethical consensus by philosophers but my own take:

Personal use? Go for it cowboy

Commercial use? Hire a real artist

I’m shooting myself

Not an addiction bro it’s harmless

I would hang myself

*an, btw

That’s my wife you’re talking about

Nicole (the Fediverse Chick) is a solid 9.39/10. The average Reddit Chick is a 4.18 on a good day

Ban evasion is a bannable offense itself and that’s been the case on almost every online community since the internet existed. Why on earth would you tell a mod that you’ve been banned before??

The two shelves at the bottom are just some cheap Sterilite plastic shelves i got from Walmart many years ago

Fuck it, 30 second sketch

Read the bottom text

I’m bringing sexy back Them other boys don’t know how to act I think it’s special, what’s behind your back? So turn around and I’ll pick up the slack.

Take it to the bridge

Dirty babe You see these shackles Baby I’m your slave I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave It’s just that no one makes me feel this way

Take it to the chorus

Come here girl Go ahead, be gone with it Come to the back Go ahead, be gone with it VIP Go ahead, be gone with it Drinks on me Go ahead, be gone with it Let me see what you’re twerking with Go ahead, be gone with it Look at those hips Go ahead, be gone with it You make me smile Go ahead, be gone with it Go ahead child Go ahead, be gone with it And get your sexy on Go ahead, be gone with it

[7x] Get your sexy on Go ahead, be gone with it

Get your sexy on

I’m bringing sexy back Them other fuckers don’t know how to act Come let me make up for the things you lack 'Cause you’re burning up I gotta get it fast

Take it to the bridge

Dirty babe You see these shackles Baby I’m your slave I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave It’s just that no one makes me feel this way

Take it to the chorus!

Come here girl Go ahead, be gone with it Come to the back Go ahead, be gone with it VIP Go ahead, be gone with it Drinks on me Go ahead, be gone with it Let me see what you’re twerking with Go ahead, be gone with it Look at those hips Go ahead, be gone with it You make me smile Go ahead, be gone with it Go ahead child Go ahead, be gone with it And get your sexy on Go ahead, be gone with it

[7x] Get your sexy on Go ahead, be gone with it

Get your sexy on

You ready? You ready? You ready? Yes!

I’m bringing sexy back You motherfuckers watch how I attack If that’s your girl you better watch your back 'Cause she’ll burn it up for me and that’s a fact

Take it to the chorus

Come here girl Go ahead, be gone with it Come to the back Go ahead, be gone with it VIP Go ahead, be gone with it Drinks on me Go ahead, be gone with it Let me see what you’re twerking with Go ahead, be gone with it Look at those hips Go ahead, be gone with it You make me smile Go ahead, be gone with it Go ahead child Go ahead, be gone with it And get your sexy on Go ahead, be gone with it

[7x] Get your sexy on Go ahead, be gone with it

Get your sexy on

You ready? Yes! You ready? Yes! You ready? Yes!